Time Left, before James Blonde, goes LIVE!!!

Double-O-Nine
James Blonde Bamboolong

Created & Written By
<< Dwight J. Sernoskie >>
www.dwighty-whitey.com

Who is James Blonde?

#AmericanHero #GovernmentAgent #TrueLifeStory
#GOTURBLONDEON

James Blonde, is a Real-Life Character, and his Story Published, by an American Newspaper, in 1991, before thrown into an secret American Spy Operation, to find a Close Friend and Former Classmate, named Alice, who was Kidnapped, by a recognized Hooligan, basically known within The Criminal Syndicate, as Gold-Face Malloy?

From The Last Government Testimony, The Local Authorities, had passed The Investigation, to a Private Agency, while James, goes through countless Obstacles, to be Trained, for The Secretive Mission?

However, having understood his Personal Derivatives, quickly meeting-up, with an awfully Sarcastic Agent, Agent Fourkiller, thought to have known everything, and, with The Agency's Mentor, now known to Everyone, as P, being The Complete Opposite, since They, do hope James, can safely succeed The Danger Mission, and catch Everybody, at their own Game?

How-to get James Blonde?

Complete eBook Pages, 570 | Audiobook Time, 14.9 hours

Just chose One Downloadable Option, currently below. Honestly, it's that easy? However, The Author, requests Everybody, who's interested, if They, could use 2Checkout.com, due to mass Online Prirating and Theft, shockingly, by countless Popular Retailers, for The Online Credit Card Processing Service? Yup! You, heard-us, straight? How surprising, right? Oh-wait! Oops! Oops-oops! Remember, but there's, only Three Downloadable Versions, presently available? Oh-yeah! Right? Otherwise, You, could click The Link, for The Paper, or Hardcover Book, as an alternative? Clearly, you're choice?

Remember, these Downloads, are Complete Copies, with, all Chapters 1-12? ePub, is supported, by many e-Readers, Tablets, Smartphones, and Computers?
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How-to get The Book?

Paper & Hardcover, 6x9, with 570 pages

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We, are thrilled to announce The Availability, of Double-O-Nine James Blonde Bamboolong, and penned by Dwight J. Sernoskie? This, Thrilling Comedy Adventure, encompasses Chapters 1-12, and invites Everyone, to purchase The Printed Edition, today? Honestly, this, Delightful Book, is available, in English, and, only can be found, on Credited Online Retailer Websites?

Remember, whether You, are a Seasoned Reader, or new, The Book, promises to deliver an engaging experience Nobody, wants to miss? Oh-yeah! Wait-wait! Together, all Book Orders, are promptly mailed-out, in 2 to 8 Business Days, which will ensure Everybody, their own Copy? Why? Come on! Don't wait any longer? Maybe, just dive into The Comedy Adventure, today!

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Okay? Book Quotes?

Then, how does this, Book, entitled, I Think I Banged Your Mother Before You Were Born? And I should point-out, Written, by a Guy, calling Himself, Ronald P. Jeremy, would fit into this?

And thankfully, having this, Prompt-Cat-Like-Impulse, in some unknown Heat?

Really? So, You, were that easy to Blow?

And needing to say, but what a good-looking Woodchuck, You, basically have?

Oh-no! No-no! I'm talking about, all The Crazies, out there, who can Walk, Talk, and Fart, The Complete Alphabet?

And-here, given, all The Other Animal's, She, could have had a brawl with, but some Chancy Cock, just waiting, in The Wings?

All right! Q & A?

Yes. James, is a real American Person?

Yes. Author Dwight J. Sernoskie, has written One, based on The Book?

Yes. The Mission, is a real, that happened, in 1991, and, in America?

In 1991, Author Dwight J. Sernoskie, was attending High School, and needed to write a Short-Story, for his Creative Writing Class?

Yes. After reading though a Newspaper Article, at a Library, which, only had The Basics, reported, Sernoskie, was able to create his own spin, on The Interpretation, to what happened?

Sorry, that's classifed?

Sorry, classifed!

Yes. How surprising? Who would have thought?